artisticazurite:

oh no
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primadonna-grrrl:

fandomshateblackpeople:

alex-vauses-tattoos:

myrattesticle:

Okay so this is very important

BYE LARRY


Where’s Miss Claudette tho

She was sent to solitary in the first season. I highly doubt she’s ever coming back):

primadonna-grrrl:

fandomshateblackpeople:

alex-vauses-tattoos:

myrattesticle:

Okay so this is very important

BYE LARRY

Where’s Miss Claudette tho

She was sent to solitary in the first season. I highly doubt she’s ever coming back):

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@7 hours ago with 33153 notes
#oitnb #BYE LARRY INDEED 

okbelle:

padfootvioletstilinski:

When Teachers have the last laugh

When I was a sophomore, my honors chemistry teacher stapled a mcdonalds app to a kid in my class’ test 😂

(via andiwalkalone)

@9 hours ago with 189887 notes

bogusjake:

you know what i want?? a representation of the seven deadly sins where for once lust isnt the only woman and is instead a horny friendzone dudebro

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@9 hours ago with 40532 notes

t1m3l0rdh4nj1:

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

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@1 day ago with 1432 notes
#tom hiddleston 

rageofkyubii:

girlwholovesdragons:

temperamentalheavingheart:

thinkthatthetimehascome:

ianoshea:

jocundasykes:

welcome-foolishmortals:

I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK

ICH WEINE

The one about the dudes penis being stuck is like a poem

THESE TOOK ME LIKE TEN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH I WAS CRYING AT EACH ONE

this post is terrifyingly funny when your high.

homohotlips69

Holy shit I am dying from laughter

Ridiculous auto cat rectal

(Source: padfootvioletstilinski, via charlieskeleton)

@7 hours ago with 287791 notes

legalmexican:

I only accept anon hate in size 12 Times New Roman double spaced MLA format

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@7 hours ago with 240301 notes

College students can now get microsoft office for free

hoodjab:

rabbrakha:

melthemuslim:

Just go here and sign up with your college email. You can install it on up to 5 PCs or Macs and on other mobile devices, including Windows tablets and iPads.

GOD BLESS.

I PAYED UGH. REBLOGGING TO SAVE U GUYS SOME MORE GAS MONEY

(via stereolights)

@9 hours ago with 60793 notes
#reference 

politicalsexkitten:

thewalkingmapal:

sizvideos:

Video

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING

They knew people would listen if there was a dog involved god fucking dammit

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@9 hours ago with 246326 notes

bowsandbohs:

natawhat:

misandrist:

People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults

I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.

Accurate.

(Source: officialjeffgoldblum, via buckytheunlucky)

@1 day ago with 195482 notes

0ptimummm:

Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.

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